I was standing on the corner the other day, enjoying a pineapple when a guy walked up to me and said, "Please, be careful, the acid in pineapple can cause terrible sores in your mouth."
I said, "Man, I already know. Everybody's been warning me."
And it's true. When you take your love of pineapple public, the first thing you hear is the mouth-warnings.
So far so good. But I trust my friends, and so I am, like, rinsing my mouth and stuff after eating pineapple, coating my mouth with olive oil and cotton balls before eating pineapple, pouring hot candle wax into my mouth before eating pineapple. I am now fairly terrified of pineapple after getting over the initial "normal" fear of pineapple.
It is a terrifying life I lead.
I would like to thank mango and banana for helping with today's fruit bowl.
seems to me mango far more terrifying in terms of mouth soreness than pineapple. Both worth it, though.
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